January 2011
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November 2008
1 post
Your Guide To Holiday Romance
johncarney:
It’s that time of year when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than one can find in the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey. If I thought it would make any difference, I’d tell you that you should avoid becoming involved with the lasses during this season. It’s just too dangerous, and will almost certainly lead to disaster. But...
July 2008
27 posts
“Know thyself.”
– Socrates
“Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.”
– Picasso
“Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backwards.”
– Kierkegaard
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves”
– Confucious
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own...”
– Martin Luther
“If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company.”
– Jean-Paul Sartre
“One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing.”
– Socrates
“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
– Albert Einstein
“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”
– Winston Churchill
“Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.”
– William James
“To much walkin, shoes worn thin
Too much trippin and my souls worn thin
Time...”
– Weiland
I have a friend who says that tanned fat looks better than pasty white fat…not only is she wrong…she’s also fat…
NOT THE BEES →
June 2008
98 posts
On japanese computerized age-verification vending...
The reason systems like this will ultimately fail is because there will always be people out there who’ll facilitate the sale of illegal goods to those who can’t buy them. Unfortunately, the only surefire way to prevent that is to institute a system where age and identity are verified before each item is used. Since that kind of system will most definitely result in the end of personal freedom as...
Mysterious Green Spots
A woman walks into her doctor’s office, scared of the strange development recent to the inside of her thighs… a green spot on the inside of each. ‘They won’t wash off, they won’t scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse”. The doctor assures her he’ll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn’t worry until tests come back. He sends her home....
Mai from King of Fighters giving a blowjob →
my life is complete now.
