“ok, now that we’ve gone through the minutes of our last meeting, I’d like to bring up item 34908-8BD, ‘Jesus Lightswitch Plate’. I really think this one has potential, guys. we’re tapping into several lucrative markets simultaneously: we have the holy rolling loners who love to be reminded that Jesus tends to them as He does His children, with the bonus that when they see these kids it’ll remind them of the empty, pointless and barren existence they lead. This may increase sales of item 39877-9BF, our ‘Inflatable Child Companion with Comfort Holes©’.
We are also marketing this to the wholesome Christian family unit, who might see this as a fun way to teach their kids about Jesus, who controls the darkness.
Additionally, and this was my idea, the lightswitch pokes out to look like JC’s dong, so we will see a huge upswing in sales from child rapists with a sense of humor.
It’s win-win-win.”
